I wanna see Syaoran-daddy and Sakura-mommy get their asses over to Clow Kingdom and kill FWR. I mean, Sakura's more powerful than Clow Reed, and Syaoran's pretty powerful himself...WHY AREN'T THEY HELPING?

I picture it like this...
Asschin: "Syaoran", what would you like to do? Poll the Audience, or Phone a Friend?
Jr.: Uh...Phone a Friend, please!
*ringringringringringMOKONAPHONE!*
Watanuki: Hello?
Jr.: Quick! I've only got 30 seconds before an army of me push the reset button on us! "What is 'Syaoran''s real name?"
a)Colleen
b) John McCain
c) *censored*
d) Kimihiro
Watanuki: Look, I don't even know my own name! How am I supposed--
Jr.: FIVE SECONDS!!!
Watanuki: Uhhh...COLLEEN!
Jr.: Are you sure?
Watanuki: Not at all.
Jr.: Good enough! Asschin, I go with a)Colleen!
Asschin: Is that your final answer?
Jr.: YES!
*1 second left*
Asschin: But is it your fiiiiiii--
Jr.: Damnit, YES! Just-
*the timer runs out*
All: OH SHI--
END.

And here I thought those entrances were dimensional lady-parts...the more you know...