SERIOUSLY. MY LIFE. WHY DOES THE KASHRUT OF UNICORNS COME UP SO OFTEN?
(Real conversation I had recently:
"Horses aren't kosher. So unicorns aren't kosher." "Why do you think horses and unicorns have the same anatomy?" "They look alike, except for the horn." "Yeah, but unicorns are magical. So you never know, they could be kosher." "Good point.")
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SERIOUSLY. MY LIFE. WHY DOES THE KASHRUT OF UNICORNS COME UP SO OFTEN?
(Real conversation I had recently:
"Horses aren't kosher. So unicorns aren't kosher."
"Why do you think horses and unicorns have the same anatomy?"
"They look alike, except for the horn."
"Yeah, but unicorns are magical. So you never know, they could be kosher."
"Good point.")