starlady: animated uhura: set phasers to fabulous (set phasers to fabulously awesome)
2010-09-02 03:51 pm

Ensign Sue Must Die!

Ensign Sue Must Die! Story by Clare Moseley, art by Kevin Bolk.

[personal profile] djkittycat pointed out the existence of this comic in the dealers' room at Otakon 2010 to me, and I will be forever grateful.

So, yes. This short but hilarious and pointed comic, still being serialized on the author's website, tells the story of one Ensign Mary Amethyst Star Enoby Aiko Archer Picard Janeway Sue and how she comes to join the crew of the Enterprise in the AOS timeline. You definitely won't get the humor unless you've been around fandom long enough to spot a Sue character a mile off, but if you are conversant with fandom and its clichés about self-insert characters, you will probably laugh your head off.

In the wake of the Mary Sue debate earlier this year, the comic seems even more pointed than otherwise, and in some ways seeing Ensign Sue in full color really reinforces some of the most cogent objections to Mary Sue, namely that she's a white girl's/woman's power fantasy. Less objectionably, she's also just ridiculous, and invidious too. Unquestionably, there need to be more awesome female characters of all possible races, backgrounds, orientations, bodies, in media. Mary Sue, however, is not always the best way to go about filling in that lack.
starlady: don't fuck with nurse chapel (nurses are awesome)
2010-07-17 12:21 pm

Star Trek: TAS 2x01-03, 2x05-06 (aka The End)

Only three two none left, hooray. My motivation to write these up is dying by inches.

Why do we always end up like this? )

So, in order, the TAS episodes you really should watch:

1x02, "Yesteryear"
1x04, "The Lorelei Signal"
1x05, "More Tribbles, More Trouble"
1x07, "The Infinite Vulcan"
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2010-07-06 08:42 pm

Star Trek: TAS 1x13-16

Checking things against Memory Alpha, it appears my files are misnumbered. Let's just get through this, shall we?

Space whales, evil eagles, and mermen, oh my! )
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2010-06-27 09:47 am

Who thought of those pterodactyls? (Star Trek: TAS 1x08-12, 2x04)

I have been watching these with [personal profile] sparrow_hawk (I say this like we didn't have a 12-month break between sessions, but I think we have momentum to finish now). The last two sets of episodes were awesome semi-canonical crack, but we have definitely gotten into the "not bad enough to be awesomely bad semi-serious Trek" doldrums in the middle with these. That said, they are still pretty hilarious. Onward!

Onward to spoilers, that is.

Blast it, Spock, work harder! They're in the terminal stage! ) 
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-11-23 09:00 pm
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Question for Trek (well, Enterprise) fans

Trek fans who have gone more boldly than I have, into the farthest reaches of the fifth series, I have two questions for you! I humbly beg of your knowledge and opinions.

# If I were going to watch one (1) episode of Enterprise showcasing the relationship between Archer and T'Pol, what one (1) episode should I watch?

# If I were going to watch one (1) episode featuring T'Pol after her exposure to Trellium-D, which one (1) should I watch?

FYI, I am planning to watch the series finale. Anything I should know about how that relates to the rest of the series? Because I have Heard Things.

So many thanks in advance, you have no idea.
starlady: That's Captain Pointy-Eared Bastard to you. (out of the chair)
2009-08-16 10:18 pm
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Fic for Treknovelfest

ETA 14 November 2009: Moved to the Archive of Our Own, please comment there!

Title: On Alien Seas, and Shores
Rating: PG
Warnings: None needed
Spoilers: For The Vulcan Academy Murders (TOS novel #22)
Summary: T'Mir of Vulcan sails from Italy to Ireland.
Word count: 12,155
Notes: My interpretation of Vulcans is based more on Diane Duane's novels than on Jean Lorrah's; I hope I managed to do both of them justice. Some aspects of this story draw on my experiences and on stories told to me while in Ireland in 2006, but all political opinions are my own.



On Alien Seas, and Shores )
starlady: (do i dare disturb)
2009-08-01 10:10 pm

Race & Star Trek with Samuel R. Delany & Avery Brooks

 The following is a very partial set of notes from the "Race and Star Trek" panel that I saw at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia last night, moderated by Betty Laurence. I didn't take notes on every topic that was covered; things that are attributed to the speakers are a mixture of quotation and paraphrase, mostly quotation. I've tried to contextualize things with brackets--feel free to ask for clarifications and I'll do my best to answer.

You are the dreamer, and the dream. )
starlady: That's Captain Pointy-Eared Bastard to you. (out of the chair)
2009-07-07 11:50 pm

Look Jim, I'm a starfish! (Star Trek: TAS 1x04, 06-07)

I started out watching Star Trek: The Animated Series out of a sort of "why the hell not?" spirit, but there are actually quite a lot of things about this series that are pretty damn awesome. I really think everyone--or at least TOS fans--should watch it; it definitely deserves to be better known.

Still not spoiler-free--just the opposite, in fact.


I'd hate to resort to clubs and knives. )
starlady: That's Captain Pointy-Eared Bastard to you. (out of the chair)
2009-07-07 12:47 am
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The Search for Spock

This one gets its own post both because I have thematic thinky thoughts and because it's going to take me a bit to obtain the other movies.

The word is 'no.' I am therefore going anyway. )
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-07-04 11:44 pm

Star Trek: The Animated Series 1x01-03 + 05

My friend [livejournal.com profile] sparowhawk and I commenced our epic Fourth of July by watching four episodes of Star Trek: The Animated Series. It exists. It may or may not burn out your eyeballs and/or cause you to choke from laughter. But it does have all the original actors providing voice talent (with the notable exception of Walter Koenig, so that Chekov has been replaced by an alien named Arix with a deep helium voice) and classic TOS scriptwriters slumming, so it is quasi-canon. And a hoot.

Please note: absolutely not spoiler-free.


Where no one has gone before. For a reason. )
starlady: That's Captain Pointy-Eared Bastard to you. (out of the chair)
2009-07-02 01:50 pm
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The Wrath of Khan & First Contact

I recently rewatched both these movies, which general consensus seems to regard as the joint pinnacle of Trek on the silver screen. After watching TWoK I'm personally wondering whether The Undiscovered Country might not be the best classic Trek movie, but I'll have to withhold judgment on that score until I get to it.

I've excoriated Star Trek XI for pasting Trek onto the frame of a generic scifi movie, but one thing that's clear to me after watching these two movies is that this is actually an old Trek tradition: First Contact in particular is a well-executed marriage of Trekkiness (holodecks, quoting literature, etc) with a scifi action flick, and it works pretty well. TWoK is also more than glancingly similar to other scifi movies of the 80s (particularly, in some respects, Dune and Alien). In some ways this makes me appreciate more what most people hate about Star Trek I, which is that "nothing happens." This isn't quite true; there's just very little action per se in that movie: the only time the Enterprise discharges its weaponry is at an asteroid, in the middle of the film. Granted that movie had horrible pacing and a thin plot, but I think in some ways its determined non-violence is more a part of Trek than the shoot-em-'up ethos of later films (particularly the new movie. Not that the whole "Resident Romulan" sequence at the end wasn't shot pretty cool, because it was).

Time is a luxury you do not have. )

Timeline! This is no time to argue about the timeline, we don't have the time! )

I have to excise the Star Trek brainworm posthaste. I think the only way to do this is to watch more faster. Argh.
starlady: (the wizard's oath)
2009-06-23 01:53 pm

Love & Arithmetic are on our side, and against these two Powers...

Today is my mother's birthday: she would have been 58 years old. I reread her obituary before I left the house this morning, and while I was driving to the post office I found myself thinking about the impermanence of perfect things in our imperfect universe. I was actually thinking about this in the context of Star Trek, because I am nothing if not capable of displacing consideration of my own circumstances into fictional universes. But where it really merits discussion is in relation to Diane Duane's Young Wizards books, specifically the seventh, Wizard's Holiday. I was inspired to think through some of these things thanks to [livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija's review of this book on her journal. It's an old review, but the great thing about Rachel M is that just about every entry in her journal is awesome in a fashion that does not admit to the passage of time. I highly recommend clicking on any of the cracktastic-sounding tags on her reviews and reading a few entries; I cracked up repeatedly, anyway.

Spoilers for The Wounded Sky, all the Young Wizards books, and The Book of Night with Moon. )

Right, back to reading about transvestism.
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-06-22 01:11 pm

A bevy of Trek books.

I've read a bunch of Star Trek books lately (and judging by how many of the books I checked out from my library came up "reserved" when I checked them in, I'm not the only one), mostly books I've never read before by authors I've previously enjoyed. This probably isn't coincidental.

The Wounded Sky )

My Enemy, My Ally )

Spock's World )

Strangers from the Sky )

Enterprise: The First Adventure )

I currently own The Romulan Way, Duane's next Rihannsu book, but I think I'm just going to spring for The Bloodwing Voyages, which collects the first four of the five in one volume--if I'd realized what was what, I'd have bought it initially (though these old Pocket Books covers and blurbs are priceless). Apparently the last Rihannsu book, The Empty Chair, will have to come to me through ILL, since it's currently going for not less than $55 used on the internet. Supply and demand can be a bitch sometimes--I'm really hoping for Pocket Books to do a reprint. I'm also hoping to track down Sand and Stars, a compendium volume that includes Spock's World as well as A.C. Crispin's Sarek, about which I have heard very good things. Tune in next time...
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-06-05 08:49 am
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Can Hendrik Hertzberg be Enterprise's political officer?

Hendrik Hertzberg, of all people, puts his finger exactly on one of the things I found particularly intriguing (and in the end, frustrating) about Star Trek: 2009 in this blog post here

Out of the chair. )

starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-05-27 11:29 pm
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"Out there. Thataway."/"Jim, I should have known."

So, pursuant to the return of Star Trek to my life, I decided to re-watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979). The movie is, on one level, not great, but it also is in many ways very, very characteristic. And amusing. Be warned, some of my thoughts are probably very obvious.

The human adventure is just beginning. )

And on that note, live long and prosper. I'm going to watch The Wrath of Khan next.
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-05-23 01:27 pm

My Star Trek fandom, let me show you it: A partial guide to novels & movies

As I sit here, I currently own only seven Star Trek novels (though I'm sure after this I'll go down to the garage and pull a few out of my "to sell" bin for old times' sake), but there was a time in my life when I not only devoted all of my allowance to buying, but also all of my spare time to reading, these books. I would estimate that even now I've probably read about half of all those that have ever been published--for at least one summer in middle school, I would get someone to drive me to the library, take every Star Trek paperback they had off the racks, and two weeks later bring the entire shopping bag of books back and repeat the process.

Space: The final frontier )
starlady: Kirk surrounded by tribbles: "What the crap is going on here?"  (kirk)
2009-05-22 11:28 pm
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Where is Ambassador Spock?

I have seen Star Trek: 2009. I did not expect this icon to be so appropriate.

She has exceptional oral sensitivity. )