Making dinner with Electra for great lolz

[starlady]

Step 1: Make rushthatspeaks' yummy apple tofu spinach salad. 

Step 2: Sit down at table, drop fork on the floor. 

Step 3: Decide floor is too dirty for five-second rule, get a second fork. 

Step 4: Sit back down, fumble fork and plate off the edge of the table and onto the floor. Grab futilely at plate as it goes by, manage to grab most of the spinach and some of the apple-tofu mixture. Hold it in your hands over the floor until your roommate brings you a bowl to put it in. 

Step 5: Lick the sauce off your fingers before you wash your hands. Decide it's pretty tasty.

Step 6: Clean up the mess with your roommate. Laugh at yourself. 

Step 7: Get a third fork. Give yourself a high-five when you manage to actually eat a bite.

Step 8: Lament the loss of 2/3 of your portion. Contemplate eating the other half of the recipe that you were planning to eat for dinner tomorrow night. 

Step 9: Decide to have another piece of cranberry-walnut bread and call it good. 

Step 10: Decide that the apple sauce needs more roasted garlic, for next time. 

Comments

[rushthatspeaks]

I'm glad you liked it! And sympathetic about the things flying about, because I have on occasion had moments in the kitchen where I think that I, personally, have suddenly been transformed into both Abbot and Costello.

[starlady]

It was good! I think it was actually better cold the next day, in all honesty - the garlic had time to diffuse through and the flavors had meshed much more smoothly.