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It honestly would not surprise me if my sister wrote this (taken from Neil Gaiman's blog):

Dear Mr. Gaiman,

With all due respect, what on earth are you thinking!

You sir, are an Englishman. Nevermind that you have seen fit to galavant over to the colonies for an adventure or three, you seem to have been taken in by those New World types.

I refer sir, to the fact that you seem to have GIVEN UP TEA!! Have you, at some moment in this overlong winter, taken leave of your senses? Think it through man! The answer is not less tea but MORE!! I suggest Assam, or failing that a pint of gin.

Yours worriedly,

Spike,
Oxford.
ENGLAND (having a cuppa).

More later from me, as always.

I am Elizabeth Bennet!

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Date: 2008-04-15 02:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socair.livejournal.com
You know, my property professor is English... and whenever he's conceding that problems are difficult, he always says we have to just get a gin and tonic and a wet towel and DO them. We all get the reasoning behind the gin. Any idea what the towel is for?

I'd rather have tea myself...

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Date: 2008-04-15 03:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starlady38.livejournal.com
Tea first, then a G&T. I have no idea about towels, the English are crazy. Even worse than the British.